sorry been away so long ... again

Sorry I've been away for so long ... again. I blame that place of which I cannot and therefore do not speak unless it is in the most general manner in which any such place it could be. (I think I just channeled yoda there. but without all the wisdom and kickass jedi powers)

However -- and notice how the word however always proceeds something that gets you into trouble -- however, this is too weird and funny not to mention. I just got an email from a person with the subject line ahem.

"If you are missing a black bra from last night. It is hanging by a pipe above the ladies bathroom.  Please come and collect it.  It's a bit unprofessional hanging there....

I won't ask anymore questions."

Oh, but I will ask a couple of questions. You know I will. I am a sagitarious

1) Why would you leave your black bra hanging in a public bathroom? Mind you I understand why you might need to remove a bra in a public bathroom. I myself have been in that situation. In fact I wrote about it. And if you really want to know the details you can just dig through the archives because putting that story up on the web once was foolish. Twice I'm just dumb.

But, sometimes life and memory throw you a curveball and it becomes necesssary to remove your bra in public facilities. Situations other than wet t-shirt contests, MTV spring break, and alcohol induced situations. But, to leave your bra IN such a place. That's just weird And not to mention rather disrespectful to the bra. No matter what state is in now, one should always show respect to a bra that has lent you support.

2) Why am I worried it's my bra? Now I'm positive that I did not remove my bra at work in the last few months. Yet, I still have this sneaking suspicion the bra is mine. But, I know it's not. Maybe it's that whole Catholic guilt thing that makes you think, ultimately, you're responsible for everything, inclulding the wayward bra abandoned in a public facility that someone needed to email a place that cannot be named about.

I just re-read that sentence. I share your headache.

cheers,
v.carrie